They Made Me Do It

Best friend: sensually sucking the bone I'm really glad my first time was with you.

Mon, 20 May 2013 00:11:07 -0700

Best friend: *sensually sucking the bone* I'm really glad my first time was with you.

He says this sweetly as he enjoys Roscoe's Chicken n' Waffles

avatarsmore: PLEASE DADDY DON’T DO THIS TO US

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:43:54 -0700

avatarsmore:

PLEASE DADDY DON’T DO THIS TO US

legrotesqueelf: My only input on the matter: we are at least worth 3 billion

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:41:32 -0700

legrotesqueelf:

My only input on the matter: we are at least worth 3 billion

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:32:09 -0700

elliewillem: Stop trying to make Yahoo! happen, it’s not going to happen.

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:30:51 -0700

elliewillem:

Stop trying to make Yahoo! happen, it’s not going to happen.

Yahoo, just a warning...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:29:16 -0700

books-bring-you-to-wonderland:

dis-grace: OUR CREATOR BETRAYED US

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:29:03 -0700

dis-grace:

OUR CREATOR BETRAYED US

If the yahoo purchase of tumblr is cleared I vote we all reblog nothing but porn until we eventually chase them away.

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:23:47 -0700

elizabethwinchester202: Why do I have a strange feeling that Yahoo is going to make us pay for...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:23:20 -0700

elizabethwinchester202:

Why do I have a strange feeling that Yahoo is going to make us pay for Tumblr and if we don’t there will be millions of ads and not as many privileges…

sxebaps: Tumblr’s fucked basically

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:22:06 -0700

sxebaps:

Tumblr’s fucked basically

learningtolovemyself: forebidden: There once was a young...

Thu, 16 May 2013 10:59:36 -0700

learningtolovemyself:

forebidden:

There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.

On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!

Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.

It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.

Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.

Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.

Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.

Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.

“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”

The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.

“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”

jacklullaby: jacklullaby: unfollower: men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules...

Wed, 15 May 2013 23:07:36 -0700

jacklullaby:

jacklullaby:

unfollower:

men should take advantage of the lack of dress code rules set for guys and wear mini skirts and tank tops to school every day

OH MY GOD LAST YEAR THE DUDES ON MY CLASS HAVE DONE IT

AND THEY GOT ALL CALLED IN THE PRINCIPAL’S ROOM

BUT THEY DIDNT GOT IN TROUBLE BECAUSE

THEY SAID EXACTLY IT “BUT THOSE RULES ARE ONLY FOR GIRLS”

I’M NOT EVEN JOKING

wartortles: sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know

Wed, 15 May 2013 12:46:46 -0700

wartortles:

sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know

potential-and-difference: prop-215: dazegetbrighter: what if rocks are actually soft but just...

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:29:20 -0700

potential-and-difference:

prop-215:

dazegetbrighter:

what if rocks are actually soft but just tense up when we touch them?

How stoned are you right now?

Was that a fucking pun?

toxxichippie: noseasboba: I never get tired of this...

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:28:39 -0700

toxxichippie:

noseasboba:

I never get tired of this photo.

Ella Fitzgerald was not allowed to play at Mocambo because of her race. Then, one of Ella’s biggest fans made a telephone call that quite possibly changed the path of her career for good. Here, Ella tells the story of how Marilyn Monroe changed her life:

“I owe Marilyn Monroe a real debt… she personally called the owner of the Mocambo, and told him she wanted me booked immediately, and if he would do it, she would take a front table every night. She told him – and it was true, due to Marilyn’s superstar status – that the press would go wild. The owner said yes, and Marilyn was there, front table, every night. The press went overboard. After that, I never had to play a small jazz club again. She was an unusual woman – a little ahead of her times. And she didn’t know it.”

Why Marilyn Monroe is my idol

niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately...

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:26:32 -0700

niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

cunttacular: cali01: cunttacular: Why the fuck don’t I have a fairly odd parent? Maybe you did...

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:24:02 -0700

cunttacular:

cali01:

cunttacular:

Why the fuck don’t I have a fairly odd parent?

Maybe you did but you didn’t need them anymore, so they erased your memory like they normally would.

Mindfuck

takingtheangeltoisengard: sasstiel-sassbutt: negativefuck: phisting: LITERALLY EVERYONE IS IN A...

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:23:21 -0700

takingtheangeltoisengard:

sasstiel-sassbutt:

negativefuck:

phisting:

LITERALLY EVERYONE IS IN A BAD MOOD

HOW CAN YOU BE IN A BAD MOOD IF THIS GIF EXISTS

so did we just prove that chris hemsworth is a smiling rabbit or

yep

did-you-kno: Source

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:22:32 -0700

did-you-kno:

Source

cthulhu-with-a-fez: shadowsofwho: Not mine. I just wanted to...

Wed, 15 May 2013 09:20:37 -0700

cthulhu-with-a-fez:

shadowsofwho:

Not mine. I just wanted to have them together and in order.

this is glorious